Ever opened an email and immediately hit delete? Or worse -just ignored it altogether?
You didn’t mean to be rude. You just… didn’t care.
And that’s exactly how your readers feel when they see messages that don’t speak to them.
You’ve tried tweaking subject lines. You’ve sprinkled in emojis. You even threw a funny cat GIF for good measure. And still – nothing. No clicks. No sales. No sweet dopamine rush from a ‘New Order’ notification.
Something’s off. You can feel it. You know your offer is solid. You’ve seen others selling half as well as you – yet their emails? They rake in sales while yours get ignored.
It’s not because you’re bad. It’s not because you haven’t tried.
But let’s flip the perspective for a second – when was the last time you looked at your emails like a buyer? Not as the sender. Not as the creator. But as the person opening it, skimming, deciding… Do I care?
That’s where letters win or lose. In the split-second decision between “Oh, I need this” and “Meh, next.”
The Fix?
(And why small changes can make a massive difference.)
One of my clients had a killer course. Great content. Solid list. But sales? Flatlined.
We didn’t overhaul everything. Just one tweak.
Her first updated broadcast? Boom. Sales.
So, what changed? Her CTAs. She was leaving readers hanging, unsure what to do next. We turned those CTAs so obvious, even a distracted goldfish couldn’t miss them.
The difference? Night and day. Tiny shift. Huge impact.
Most promos don’t fail because the writing is bad. They fail because they don’t move people.
Here’s the deal. In two 60-minute calls, we’re gonna transform your emails from snooze-fest to sales machine. We cut the fluff, sharpen your message, and craft messages that make readers want to buy.
What you get:
- Email autopsy (we find what’s killing your conversions)
- Transform your campaigns into machines that don’t need babysitting.
- Custom strategy to make money.
- Personality that makes people want to buy.
Why Two Calls?
Because “fixing emails” isn’t about slapping on a new subject line and calling it a day.
- Call One:
We tear into your strategy. Find what’s broken. Rewrite what matters. Too busy visuals? Weak CTAs? No clear flow? We’ll nail the problem and give it a real fix.
- Call Two:
After you’ve tested the changes, we review. Refine. Make sure it’s locked in for the long haul.
By the end of our second call, you’ll know exactly what’s holding back your sales, what to tweak, and how to make your emails work for you.
This is perfect for you if…
- You already have an email list (or are building one)
- You’re tired of sending things that don’t convert.
- You want tailored help, not generic advice you could get for free (and regret).
- You’re ready to take action and see real results.
Price? $707
Most email “experts” overcomplicate everything. I cut through the noise.
Wondering “Why should I trust this guy?”
Fair question.
I’m Andrey. And before email, I was deep in… well, a lot of things. Led teams. Developed games. Produced music. Engineered space sensors (yes, space – cue astronaut pun).
My superpower? Tackling messy creative problems and fixing them fast (usually with a big non-lactose latte in hand).
Now, I help entrepreneurs like you untangle the mess of email marketing. I don’t hand you cookie-cutter advice and wish you luck. I roll up my sleeves, dig into your campaigns, and make sure your emails actually perform.
You Could…
❌ Spend weeks Googling “how to write better emails.”
❌ Buy a $1,000 course that still leaves you guessing.
❌ Hire a consultant for thousands a month.
Or…
✔️ Get two deep-dive strategy calls.
✔️ A personal email analysis and fix.
✔️ A custom conversion strategy for your business.
✔️ Follow-up support.
All for just $707. Which is nothing compared to the money you’ll make.
The FAQs (a.k.a. “Yeah, but…” Section)
“Isn’t that a lot?”
A fraction of what most consultants charge. One good promo can easily cover the cost (and then some).
“My emails already look good.”
Cool. But do they sell? Because “pretty” doesn’t pay the bills.
“I don’t want to sounds too ‘salesy’”
Neither do I. This isn’t about pushy tactics. We’ll make yours feel human, helpful, and impossible to ignore.
“What if I don’t have time to make all the changes?”
That’s why there are two calls. We adjust as you go – without overwhelming you.
“What if it doesn’t work?”
That’s why there’s a second call. And a guarantee.
Try the changes for 60 days. Don’t see improvements? You get every dollar back. No awkward convos. No hoops to jump through.
The only catch? You have to do the work. No action = no results.
I only take 4 clients per month, so if you want to join, do it now. And here’s the fun part – sign up in the next 48 hours and I’ll personally rewrite your worst-performing email. For free.
P.S. This isn’t some magic button. You’ll need to do the work. But I’ll show you exactly how to do it.
