You’ve got the audience. You’ve got the product. But your emails? They’re… fine.
“Fine” doesn’t sell. You know it. I know it. (Your accountant knows it, too.)
It’s not that you don’t try. You’ve played with subject lines, added emojis, maybe even thrown in a GIF of a cat doing jazz hands. But instead of clicks and sales, you’re met with silence – and maybe a polite unsubscribe.
You’re not lazy, and you’re definitely not clueless. You’ve Googled “how to write better emails,” read all the advice, and still… nothing that makes you want to do a little victory dance.
The truth? It’s not you. It’s not even your emails (well, kinda).
It’s the strategy behind them.
Quick story: One of my clients had a killer course and a solid email list. But sales? Meh.
We changed one thing. Just one. Her first updated email? Cha-ching.
The fix? Her CTAs. She’d been leaving her readers wondering what to do next. We turned those CTAs so obvious, even a distracted goldfish couldn’t miss them.
It’s wild how tiny changes can flip the whole script.
That’s why I created Conversion Lab – a personalized email optimization service.
Over two 60-minute sessions, we’ll work together to:
- Fix weak spots with high-impact edits.
- Turn your campaigns into machines that don’t need babysitting.
- Build a plan tailored to your goals.
Why two calls?
Because one-and-done isn’t good enough.
(This is a lab, after all – we’re running experiments.)
- Call One: We’ll take your emails apart, find the weak spots, and make changes based on a hypothesis – like “too busy visuals.”
- Call Two: After you’ve tested the tweaks, we’ll review, refine, and ensure you’re set for long-term success.
Science-y? A little. Effective? Always.
What’s Included?
By the end of our sessions, you’ll:
- Know exactly what makes your audience tick (and click).
- Stop second-guessing and start feeling confident about what you send.
- Free up time to focus on the stuff that lights you up.
In other words, more sales, less “Welp, that didn’t work.”
This is perfect for you if:
- You already have an email list (or are building one)
- You’re tired of sending emails that don’t convert.
- You want tailored help, not generic advice you could get for free (and regret).
- You’re ready to take action and see real results.
Here’s the best part: It’s just $500.
Wondering “Why should I trust this guy?” Fair.
I’m Andrey, and my career started far, far away from email marketing. I’ve led teams, developed games, produced music, and even worked on engineering space sensors. (Yes, space. Insert astronaut pun here.)
My superpower? Tackling creative problems in unconventional ways – and fixing them fast (usually with a big non-lactose latte in hand).
Now, I help entrepreneurs like you untangle the mess of email marketing. I don’t hand you cookie-cutter advice and wish you luck. I roll up my sleeves, dig into your campaigns, and make sure your emails actually perform.
You could spend weeks piecing together advice from YouTube videos and blog posts. You could invest in a fancy email course that promises the moon but leaves you guessing. Or, you could hire a high-end consultant (yep, like me) for thousands a month.
But let’s be real: You don’t need all that right now.
(If you do – check out my other services)
For just $500, you get:
✓ Two intensive 60-minute strategy sessions.
✓ Personal email analysis and optimization.
✓ Custom conversion strategy blueprint.
✓ Follow-up support via email.
No extra bells and whistles you don’t need. Only practical advice to get your business growing.
“$500? Isn’t that a lot?”
It’s a fraction of what most email consultants charge for one-on-one help. And a single effective email could cover the investment (and then some).
“My emails already look good.”
They might look good, but are they selling? “Pretty” is nice, but “effective” pays the bills.
“I don’t want my emails to feel ‘salesy’”
Neither do I. This isn’t about pushy tactics. We’ll make yours feel human, helpful, and impossible to ignore.
“What if I don’t have time to make all the changes?”
That’s why there are two calls. You’ll have plenty of time to apply everything – even if you’re as busy as a barista on a Monday morning.
“What if it doesn’t work?”
That’s why there’s a second call and a guarantee.
You have 60 days to test the tweaks and see the results. If your emails don’t improve, I’ll give you every dollar back. No awkward conversations, no hoops to jump through.
The catch? You have to do the work. If you’re not testing the strategy, I can’t promise results.
I take on only five clients each month to give each one my full focus. Spots for this month are filling fast, so you’re ready to level up your emails – book your spot today.
⚠️ Warning: If you’re looking for a magic button or overnight success, this ain’t it. But if you want to build a converting system, I can help you make it happen.
P.S. No lab coats or safety goggles needed. Just two calls to make your emails work harder. Though if you’ve got a microscope, it might help spot those tiny tweaks that make a big difference.
