Level Up Your Emails
Got the product? The people? Used their first name? Nice.
But your emails? Crickets. Tumbleweeds. Silence.
They’re nice. Polite. Wouldn’t dare offend. Probably apologize for existing in the inbox.
Nice is the enemy of sales. You know it. Your accountant definitely knows it.
You’ve tried hard, right? A/B tested subject lines until your eyes crossed. Added little pictures. Searched online for “good emails” until your eyes hurt.
But are people clicking? Are they buying? Not as much as you want.
Here’s a secret: It might not be all your fault. (Okay, maybe a little).
It’s often the plan for your emails. Or lack thereof. Like assembling a puzzle without the picture – you’ve got all the pieces, but have no clue how they fit.
Even Smart People Write Wimpy Emails
Seen it before. Brilliant client. Killer course. Adoring fans (she thought).
But she wasn’t selling much.
Her “buy now” buttons were like shy whispers. They hinted. They suggested. They whispered about maybe, possibly, clicking a link someday.
We swapped that whisper for a clear, confident “CLICK HERE, DO THE THING!” (Okay, slightly more elegant, but you get the idea).
Soon after – BAM! Sales notifications popped up like whack-a-moles. Sweet.
Often, the fix is simple. Tiny tweaks = Big results.
Stop Whining, Start Winning: Conversion Sessions
Forget the 50-page eBooks telling you to “add value.” Forget webinars. You need to know how to make your emails sell. Now.
That’s what these Conversion Sessions are for.
Simple: Two focused calls. You. Me. Your email problems. No fancy words. No suits and ties. (costs extra)
What we actually DO:
- “No More Nice Guy” Audit: We’ll look hard at all your emails. We’ll see where people stop reading or don’t buy. We’ll find the spots that lose you sales. You’ll see the problems..
- Un-Boring Your Message: We’ll inject your actual personality so you sound human, not like a warranty card. You’ll get a plan to make your emails friendly.
- Get People to Click: We’ll look at your “click here” spots. We’ll help you make them clear and exciting so people want to click. You’ll learn how to make good “buy now” buttons.
- Clear Sales Path Strategy: We’ll make a simple plan for your emails to help people buy your stuff. No hard stuff. You’ll get a simple map from “Hello” to “Yes, I’ll buy!”
Think email therapy, but cheaper and it helps you make money.
“TWO Calls? Why Not One?”
Good question, efficiency expert!
Because this isn’t a band-aid. It’s minor surgery for major results. We need to look very closely to find big fixes.
- First Call: Diagnose & Plan
We’ll look hard at your emails and see how they work (or don’t work!). We’ll find where people get lost or leave. We’ll tell you what’s wrong. You’ll get a clear plan with easy steps to make things better.
- Second Call: Refine & Repeat
You tried the new stuff. Seen the data (data > guesswork). Now? We tighten screws and make sure your plan keeps working for a long time.
What You Get: You’ll know why your emails weren’t making sales. You’ll know what to change. You’ll have a clear plan to write emails that help you sell more.
Is this right for you?
(let’s not waste each other’s time)
YES if you:
- ✅ Got an email list (any size).
- ✅ Selling something (of course).
- ✅ Feel like your emails are just… blah. You know they can be better.
- ✅ Want help made just for you, not a one-size-fits-all idea.
- ✅ Ready to ask for the sale (without feeling icky).
- ✅ Like direct feedback.
NO if you:
- ❌ Don’t have an email list or anything to sell.
- ❌ Want a magic trick to get rich fast (doesn’t exist).
- ❌ Are allergic to doing the work.
- ❌ Like it when no one reads your emails.
⚠️ Fair Warning: You have to do your part. I bring the map, you drive the car. No magic wands here.
“Okay, But Why Should I Trust You?”
Totally fair question. You wouldn’t let a stranger rewire your house, right?
I’m Andrey. Before emails, I built games, launched tech, engineered space sensors. (Nothing teaches optimization like preventing orbital mishaps).
My job? Fixing messy problems. Making things work, not just look pretty. Finding the clearest path to results.
Now, I use that skill to help people who make and sell cool things (like you).
I don’t use a cookie-cutter plan. I help you find a plan that works for your business.
Think of me as your tough-love personal inbox trainer who tells you the truth.
“Alright, How Much?”
Way less than the sales you’re missing right now.
You could keep duct-taping your emails with YouTube tips. (Good luck with that)
You could hire a big company that bills by email, per word, per minute (Ouch.)
Or…
Get two calls focused only on your email problems.
For less than that dusty online course cost, you get:
- ✅ Two deep-dive strategy calls (laser-focused on your emails)
- ✅ Personalized email tear-down (we find the gremlins)
- ✅ Actionable conversion roadmap (your step-by-step plan)
Everything you need, nothing you don’t.
“Yeah, But…”
- No time?
It’s two hours total. Less time than you spent stressing over that last subject line. This saves your time.
- Not an email guru?
Perfect! That’s my job. You bring your audience, I bring the plan.
- Worth it?
What’s one new sale worth? Two? This pays for itself faster than you can refresh your Stripe balance.
- What if it fails?
The No-Crickets Guarantee: Do the work. Try 30 days. If things don’t improve (we’ll define how), you get your money back. Simple.
The only catch? You gotta do the work. No action = no magic.
Heads Up: Limited Spots
To give each client real focus, I only help 4 new people each month. These spots might fill fast. (apparently, bad emails are a widespread epidemic)
Ready to ditch the whisper and start selling?
Secure your spot now.