Imagine this…

You’re handing out free cookies in the park – but they’re wrapped in plain, boring brown paper. People walk by, totally uninterested. Your delicious cookies? Completely ignored.

Sound like your email campaigns? Bland copy, no clicks, no love.

Now flip it. Imagine those same cookies wrapped in an eye-catching package labeled, “Grandma’s Secret Recipe – Warning: Highly Addictive!”

People stop. They stare. They sniff the air. Suddenly, everyone’s grabbing for a taste.

That’s what I bring to your emails. I wrap your message in a copy that pulls people in and leaves them wanting more. No corporate mumbo jumbo. No overused marketing fluff. Just friendly, conversational words that connect with your readers.

Oh, and your sales? Just like grandma’s cookies – they’ll keep coming, fresh and hot.

>>> Taste your samples here

How we can help

Craft tailored emails

Why settle for boring emails? I write emails with one mission – to get people pulling out their wallets. No fluff, no filler. Just crisp, human-written copy taking your readers from “Not sure” to “How can I buy it?”

Set up autoresponders

Imagine this: You’re snoozing, dreaming of sandy beaches (or your favorite pineapple pizza). Meanwhile, your email sequences are out there, making you money. I’ll help you set up systems that sell, even when you’re offline.

Fix broken campaigns

Emails aren’t converting? Relax. I’ll tweak your strategy, sharpen your copy, and boost those clicks. The result? Messages that deliver sales, not eye rolls.

Manage your list

Leave the list chaos to me. I’ll organize, clean, and segment your list so every email hits the right person at the right time. Clean list, bigger sales.

Optimize your revenue flows

Most people glance at an email list and see dead weight. I see opportunities hiding in plain sight. Funnels, upsells, cross-sells – they’re not just buzzwords. Think of it as finding gold where others see dirt.

Here’s how it works:

What’s the product?

Describe what you’re selling and who needs it the most.

I write your email copy

Warm welcomes? Big launches?
I’ve got the words covered so you can focus on business.

I build your email flow

Timing, triggers, the whole deal.
You’ll know exactly what to send and when.

You send, sales go up.

More clicks, more conversions, less stress.
Your email game just got an upgrade.

Anti-FAQ

(a.k.a. the questions you didn’t know you had)

Is email still a thing?

No, unless you’re okay with missing out on an ROI of 42x. No biggie.

McKinsey says email is 40 times more effective at reaching your audience than social media.

Want to skip building relationships, earning trust, and guiding prospects to the checkout? Then, by all means, ignore email.

Can AI just do all this for me?

Sure, if you’re okay with boring.

AI is great for cranking out massive walls of text. They’re cold, non-emotional, and won’t make your readers feel anything except maybe the urge to hit “unsubscribe.” Emotions drive sales, not robotic copy.

Can you make them fall in love with my brand?

I can’t guarantee they’ll start tattooing your logo on their arms… but I can help them fall head-over-heels for what you offer.

With the right email copy, they’ll feel like your brand just gets them. And who knows – you might even get a few love letters (or at least some glowing reviews).

My email list is too small, what to do?

Size doesn’t matter. Engagement does.

A small, engaged list will always outperform a massive, lifeless one.

Even with a handful of subscribers, I can help you turn those numbers into sales that’ll make your accountant do a happy dance. It’s not about squeezing pennies out of people – it’s about delivering value that makes them excited to buy.

What if they unsubscribe?

Hey, unsubscribes happen.

My job? Make your content so irresistible that hitting “unsubscribe” feels like tossing out a winning lottery ticket. But if someone does? No big deal. It’s a business.

Think of unsubscribes like cleaning out the fridge – clearing out what’s not working keeps your list fresh and full of people who actually want to hear from you.

If it starts looking like a mass exodus, though, I’ll step in, find the issue, and help you keep your audience engaged and excited to stick around.

Can your guarantee my sales growth?

I can’t guarantee sales growth overnight (because I’m not a wizard).

But here’s what I can promise: emails so good, your audience will actually look forward to them.

When people are excited to see your name in their inbox, sales have a funny way of following.

What they’re saying

“You had done so much more work than I anticipated. I really liked how you got inside the head and thoughts of a history reenactor in the email welcome sequence. Also I’m impressed the effort you went through reading through our webshop and compiling a good comprehension of the feel and vibe of the shop.”
Ville HuhtaCEO and Founder, Irongate Armory

“Andrey created a full email system for my Portfolio Mastery course, providing artists with motivating, positive, and energetic tips to improve their portfolios. He understood exactly what I needed and even suggested creative promotional ideas. Working with him was a pleasure, and I’ll definitely use his services for future projects.”
Daniel Digin"Portfolio Mastery" course author

“Andrey helped to increase the number of wishlists by 2 times, just by editing my texts. This is an incredible result, which I did not expect. I highly recommend Andrey as a copywriter. He will make your business better.”
Alexei G.Game developer

The Founder

Hey, I’m Andrey!

For years, I was the guy behind the curtain – building 3D worlds and leading creative teams. But no matter what, every project hit the same wall: getting our product in front of actual paying customers.

The missing link? Emails.

Not just any emails, though. I mean the “shut-up-and-take-my-money” emails. The ones that squeeze every value drop out of your product without sounding salesy.

Most online businesses are painfully bad at email.
But you don’t have to.

I’ll show you how to make email your best salesperson.

What are you waiting for?

Your next big sale is just one email away.

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