Your Ads Get Clicks but
Landing Page Gets Crickets?

You know that sinking feeling, right?

You pour cash into ads like it’s a Vegas slot machine. “Just one more spin,” you tell yourself. $50 here, $500 there. The clicks roll in. The clicks come in, the CTR looks sexy, your dashboard glows like a Christmas tree. You think, “Finally! This is it!”

And then… nothing. Crickets.

No sales. No leads. No sign-ups. Just a cold, empty inbox and the quiet hum of disappointment.

So you start the ritual.

• “Maybe my copy sucks?”
• “Maybe the landing page?”
• “Did I target the wrong damn audience?”

You tweak headlines, swap buttons, sacrifice a pixel to the conversion gods… Before you know it, you’re neck-deep in A/B tests while your actual product – the thing you really care about – sits neglected on the sidelines.

Been there. Hated it.

Let me say the thing most agencies won’t: your funnel probably isn’t “broken”. It’s just disconnected.

Your ad says “instant relief.”

Your landing page says “learn about our 5-step process.”

And your visitor? They bounced halfway through because those two things don’t match.

That disconnect (I call it The Gap) between what you promise and what you deliver? That’s where your money quietly disappears.

Hiring another copywriter won’t fix it. They’ll polish your words, not your system.

A media buyer might tweak your targeting. But they can’t tell you why people are clicking and not buying.

It’s like having two doctors treating one patient – one focuses on the head, the other on the legs – and both miss the heart.

What’s why you don’t need another “specialist.” You need someone who connects the dots.

That’s why I created Conversion Sessions. It’s not a cozy coaching chat. It’s a strategic intervention for your funnel’s midlife crisis.

Step 1: I become your worst nightmare customer. I click everything. Read every word. Hunt for every reason not to buy. I stalk your data until I find exactly where people bail.

Step 2: We hop on a call. I show you what’s broken – what’s working, what’s not, and how to fix it. No fluff and marketing jargon. Just “do this, then this, then this.”

You walk away with a roadmap your team can run with. Or do yourself if you’re scrappy.

Is this right for you?

(let’s not waste each other’s time)

⚠️ Fair Warning: I give you the map. You still have to drive the car.

Most funnels don’t need to be burned down. They just need the leaks patched.

“Why Should I Trust You?”

Fair question. I’d ask that too.

So let me tell you why I’m obsessed with this stuff.

I’m Andrey. My brain is wired to find what’s broken and fix it. That’s all I do.

Before I got into emails and funnels, I built video games. I worked on tech launches. I even helped engineer sensors for satellites. (Yes, actual space stuff.)

Nothing teaches you about broken systems faster than preventing a satellite from becoming expensive space junk.

But I didn’t learn this from a course or a guru. I learned them the hard way – by losing money I didn’t have to spare (a lot of).

I once ran a campaign that looked perfect on paper. In reality? With 1% CTR and 6% CVR it bled cash faster than I could drink my morning coffee.

That’s when I realized: guessing isn’t strategy. Most funnels don’t fail because the offer sucks. They fail because the parts don’t talk to each other.

I’m not a guru. I’m just a guy who loves systems that run like a clockwork. Now I help people to find and fix what’s actually broken before you waste another dollar.

If that sounds refreshing, click that big blue button. We’ll chat and see if it makes sense.

If you’re tired of tweaking in the dark, watching good clicks go to waste, and ready to finally connect those clicks to actual sales – this is your turning point.

Invest in the Conversion Session today

Price: $700

Heads Up: Limited Spots

To give each client real focus, I only help 4 new people each month. These spots might fill fast. (apparently, bad emails are a widespread epidemic)

• Who implements the changes
  You or your team. I give you the blueprint. You decide how to execute it. Or we can talk about it separately if you want.

• Does this replace my copywriter or media buyer?
  Hell no. Not even close. This makes them better. They finally get to work from the same strategy.

• Can you guarantee the performance boost?
  No honest person will promise you exact percentage bumps. If they do, run. But here’s what I can guarantee: independent, honest audit, sharper insight and clarity.

• What if my funnel already converts decently?
  Even high-performing funnels have hidden friction points costing you money. You’ll walk away knowing exactly where to optimize and where to double down.

That’s how you turn “good” into unstoppable.